12:15 am. February 18, 2012, Downey, California.  The tourist finally arrived at his home base, where he was first given a glass of red wine from his loving parents.  This may be a shocker that the tourist has parents, for popular belief has it that tourist began touring the universe because he lost his parents in as an infant.  Anyways, the tourist had a very long cross-country journey towards home.  Sitting next to a fellow W&L freshwoman on his flight from Roanoke airport, he stirred up a good conversation. Blah blah blah.  Then at O’hare Intl. airport, he had a full 2 1/2 hours of layover time.  In that time, the tourist became extremely bored.  Being the ultimate adventurer that he is, the tourist was on a mission to find the perfect pair of fine ladies to meet.  Hours went by without success.  Every one at the airport were not good enough for the tourist or seemed antisocial.  To the fans’ dismay, the tourist went boarded the plane to LAX feeling defeated from his failure to meet fine young ladies at Chicago.  The tourist vowed to make his appearance at Chicago again to restore his faith in O’hare.

Downtrodden, the tourist was planning to cry himself to sleep on his five and a half hour flight.  However, luck never runs out on the tourist.  Of course the tourist will find a happy ending.  Of course the tourist will mingle with the with the stewardesses.  Once again, the tourist worked his magic (a magician never reveals his secret) and the stewardesses gladly agreed upon a photo as a proof of their new “friendship”.  ;) <- that was for you brenden.  It is safe to say that the tourist reached a new apex of his journey.  They say that the sky is the limit, and today, the tourist achieve the limit literally and figuratively.  Folks, I cordially introduce you to Donna and Nikki of United Airlines.