Chronicles of a Tourist: Vol. 11

First off, my apologies for not sending one out yesterday.  The tourist makes no excuses, so he knew that he had to take a very good one to make up for his miscues the previous day.  So, the tourist went out on a mission.  On his mission, the tourist had trouble finding the right moment to confront the ladies.  Girls these days, they always tend to pretend looking busy on their phones as they’re walking.  Jeebus.  So, hours went by.  The tourist was getting somewhat nervous.  But he had to satisfy his fans, his loyal followers.  Worried, the tourist went to his lab class.  In class, he found the perfect duo of fine ladies to introduce himself to.  But that wasn’t enough.  So, through his uncanny wit and allure, he talked his professor into joining in on the picture.  The tourist has to tell you , Ms. Abry, I mean Andrea, is one of the finest professors he has ever met.  Anyways, with his laboratory glasses on, two fine ladies to his left and the gorgeous professor on his right (It’s hard to believe that a young lady like Ms. Abry is a member of the faculty), he had his lab partner Mickey the ashamed Bulgarian snap a good one. Folks, this is to you.  I give you Ms. Abry, Mamie, and Shelby.  Gosh, the tourist is so proud of his masterpiece.